I got linked again! Thanks sow! Even if I don't really get like half the stuff you say on your page, YOU ROCK! My only question would be, why is someone as smart and sexy in a porcine sort of way as yourself doing a weblog anyway? If I were that good looking, I'd be too busy makin bacon to post updates!

Yeah, I don't know what that means either.

I'm sort of getting burned out on this whole weblog thing. I only got like 30 hits yesterday and I'm pretty sure at least half of them were me. But I like re-reading my old posts, even if I don't have that many yet. Anyway, I may go on hiatus for a bit and see if I can't recapture that spark that I once had.

I'm not really that excited about getting linked by Le Blogeur... Psyche! Yes I am!

Two times! Now we're rolling!

I'm sorry about all that stuff I said yesterday. I was just kidding.

SCOOP!

Earlier today, when Metascene left his desk to go to the bathroom and I think to get a soda (Pepsi), I went over and started rummaging around in his computer files to see if I could find any good links, when I came across a file called "Weblog of the Year Award Acceptance Speech."

THAT PHONY BASTARD! After he said he wasn't entering but was nominating me instead, he goes BEHIND MY BACK and secretly prepares to enter the World's Premiere Weblog Showcase himself!

YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYBODY THESE DAYS! AND EVEN AFTER I LET HIM SLEEP WITH MY GF! YOU PRICK! I HOPE YOU ARE READING THIS YOU BIG STUPID HEAD JERK! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO ADD YOU TO MY LIST OF WEBLOGS BUT YOU CAN JUST FORGET ABOUT ALL THAT NOW!

Anyway, here is the speech that he is apparently working on, that sucker.

Woo hoo! I got linked by Frank over at MeatScene! And after just one day of blogging! Thanks man! You rock!

I like Meatscene. Sometimes he tries too hard to like link to Famous Authors who's books he's obviously never read and stuff and usually it just seems like he's trying to show off or something and when you read his jokes really late at night they seem funny but when you go back and read em in the light of day they just seem dumb. I feel sorry for him sometimes. Cause I bet he's a really great guy once you get past all the bull. But then again, probably not.

And I see that he has yet to include me on that big list of weblogs he has. What's the fucking deal with that man? TULL RULES BABY!

And what's up with that Le Blogeur guy? Didn't he see the Live Nude Cats link I posted yesterday? I DON'T THINK HE'S PAYING ATTENTION! HEY CHUMP! MAYBE IF YOU WOULD GET OFF FRANK'S JOCK FOR TWO SECONDS YOU'D CHECK OUT SOME OTHER BLOGS! YOU GOT ME ON SOME FRIGGIN PAY-NO-MIND LIST OR SOMETHING?!

And that soda machine death link? Do I have to post it again you moron?! Cause maybe this time I'll flip the script on yr ass and link to a different kind of soda.

DAMN! I AM CRAZY UP IN HERE! YOU KNOW MY SHIT IS TIGHT! YOU AIN'T SEEN SKILLZ LIKE THIS UP IN HERE BEFORE! DAMN!

Some Lego for your ass...BAM!

And I'm just getting started!

From the Jethro Tull FAQ, v2.0 (Mar 94)

Q: "What do the runes on the cover of the Broadsword album spell?"

A: "They are the opening lyrics to the song "Broadsword". Many thanks to everyone who e-mailed the details to me... you will be credited in the next version of the FAQ, as soon as I get organized."

Cool pic of Ian Anderson. Protect yr shit!

Also: Ian Anderson's Live Nude Cats.

Ed note: Betcha' didn't see that one comin'.

Welcome to the first entry of my brand new, never been launched before, weblog.

Yes, I've decided to start a weblog. Why a weblog you say? It just seems like the thing to do. Plus all my friends are getting sick of me emailing them Jethro Tull links, so this way, well, you know.

Here is my little space on the internet where I can share my inner-most thoughts and dreams while alerting you to each time I feel the need to get up from my desk to go to the bathroom or to get a can of soda.

I will repeat this lame joke a few more times over the next couple of days. Just you watch!

Anyway, sometimes, getting a can of soda can be dangerous.

Bonus! Live Nude Cats!